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Atheist

People who don't believe in any religion. Some Atheists are just nice people who have just never found a reason to believe in a religion but others are douchebags who just because they don't believe in anything feel it necissarry to make fun or poke holes in your religion.
Atheist: ha you believe that some invisible guy in the sky made the world in 7 days
Cristian: Well you believe a tiny dot in the middle of space exploded and somehow created the universe. WHAT NOW BITCH
by MCsick of MCdonalds August 19, 2009
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Atheist

Atheists are people people who think the science and scientists know everything and that the very limited human intelligence is the most powerful thing ever.

Atheists favorite past-time is to mock Christians for their beliefs, because Atheists lack the balls to mock Muslims, proving, that like all bullies, Atheists are cowards at heart.
Atheist. "You're Christian? Hahahaha! Fucking idiot! I spit on you!"
Christian: "That's okay i love you still."

Atheist: "What you're Muslim? Hahahaha! Fucking idio*Gets shot*
by PhallusMaximus May 21, 2011
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Atheist

A smart, logical person who has there own opinions and thoughts instead of believing whatever there parents brainwashed them with.
I'm an atheist. I listen to scientific facts because I'm not an idiot and don't believe what is told to me. I have my own opinions.
by Richy_Greenback March 23, 2013
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Atheist

A person that basically says that humans were just a mere coincidence, thus making life pointless.
Atheist scientists believe that the world took billions of years to make. Yeah, maybe for them. It only took me six days. --God
by God's Hands N Feet August 13, 2011
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Atheists

People who don't understand why we are here.
Or stupid people
Man 1 : does God love atheists ?
Man 2 : yes, HE MADE THEM!
by JesusFreakIsMe February 21, 2019
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atheists

A racist,anti-Christian hate group just like Satanists.
atheists are fuckin buttholes
by bye,happy EARTH DAY! February 16, 2005
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Atheist

A person who does not acknowledge the existence of any God or Gods. Contrary to popular belief, there is no "atheist belief". The entire concept of atheism means that you are free from dogma and must have your own ideas.
(Typical fundamentalist Christian response)

-Suzy doesn't believe God is real, she's an atheist!
-Yeah, well, so am I...
-WITCHES!!!
by God_doesn't_give_a_shit May 30, 2010
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