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The Cock and Anchor

When you bang your girlfriend while she has a tampon in.
Brenda and I got pretty drunk after bar hopping last night. We didn't even realize until we woke up in the morning that we did The Cock And Anchor.
by RoyCoup November 16, 2012
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Anchor

An anchor is usually– but not exclusively– that super awkward guy that nobody likes or that fugly two-ton birth-defect of a grenade with an obnoxious personality, who try to “tag on.” The anchor makes it impossible to get in anywhere and frequently misses the hint that he/she/it is not welcome.

The bro version of an anchor is the guy who throws off the girl/guy ratio just enough to keep you from getting into frats. His laugh is choppy, piercing, and poorly timed. Hey douche, go wack off to anime. Guys if you're reading this and can't relate, you're it. Sorry.

There are several types of women anchors. First, the typical grenade. Fucked up hair, corn teeth, like a character from The Hills Have Eyes, ya dig? Second is the girl who is slightly too ugly to fuck who takes 4 hours getting ready and then cockblocks you the entire night. Third is the clingy alcoholic twig who blacks out after 3 shots. Consequently your night is ruined, especially after she ralphs on your Ralph Lauren jeans. Always an easy fuck, never a good decision. Gross.

Anchors are constantly holding you down. They always seem to be leaving the building simultaneously, are never a contributing factor toward your fun, and would shrivel up and die if ripped from the leach-like grasp they've sank into your nuts for social-life-support. In any anchor situation, you want to treat them like an actual anchor– by tying a rope around their neck and throwing them off the side of a boat.
Bro 1: Bro I wanna get fucked up tonight but that creepy pre-med douche and his fat friend Peggy are trying to tag.

Bro 2: Two anchors!?!? Fuckkkkk... and I'll bet tubby is gonna wanna take pictures.
by SWinSU October 21, 2010
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anchor

A female so obese, she could easily anchor a cruise liner.
Dude, did you see that anchor? Her lung capacity must be astounding, being underwater days at a time!
by doodie4 April 6, 2010
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anchor-slut

A Latino, Mexican, Central American, etc. girl who sneaks into the U.S. with the sole intention of having a baby--by any means necessary, so that she can take advantage of the U.S. welfare, school, health-care systems.

See term "anchor baby" for further relevance.
Have you driven by the welfare office lately? The whole lot is filled up with anchor-sluts and their anchor-babies. It is disgusting.
by mike87111 June 15, 2011
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Anchor Friend

A friend who is your connection to a more popular, attractive, or successful group of people that you want to associate with. You need to keep the anchor friend happy in order to stay in touch with the desirable group.
They won't come out tonight unless Brad invites them- he's the anchor friend.
by worksintheory November 10, 2010
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Anchoring

When someone is so drunk that, in attempt to continue partying, they hold onto a secured object (i.e. the bar, table, nearby person, etc...) to hold themselves up while dancing. Often accompanied by drooping eyes and spilling drink, someone who is anchoring typically has lost the ability to speak.
That guy over there is totally anchoring. Someone should either dance with him or call him a cab.
by revitup75 May 12, 2012
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Achoo Dick

Right after somebody sneezes, you say 'dick'. It would sound as if s/he said 'I chew dick'
Billy: *sneezes* ACHOO
Joe: Dick!
Billy: Fuck you

Achoo Dick!
by Not a bum May 8, 2013
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