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Sneaky skunk

While a female is in doggy style position she farts in the nose of her partner as his tounge is buried deep inside her snatch.
The dirty bitch gave me a sneaky skunk while I was ploughing her pussy with my tounge
by Condoar October 20, 2015
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Skunk and Dump

When you rip a deadly fart and leave the party.
Victim: Oh Shit! He skunk and dump.
Perp: Later! (Already in the hallway)
by bebopinator December 27, 2011
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skunk puppet

Noun: A soiled condom used for anal sex.
Never leave your skunk puppet just laying around.
by Plac3b0 May 17, 2016
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skunk tarp

Like squirrel covers, but more industrial in both smell and strength.
I knew it was a mistake when she took off her skunk tarp.
by MikeRocks April 12, 2008
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Skunking Around

When you are out trying to get some action when, truth be told, you aren't suppose to be.
"If Becky found out Bob was out skunking around last night, she'd drop him in a heartbeat."
by Words4Birds April 14, 2019
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Junk Skunk

When a dude (or chick) gets super drunk and decides to color a white strip down their pubes.
Dude I got wasted last night and got myself a junk skunk, Betsy isn't too happy!
by Phildong October 21, 2011
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alpine skunk

Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.
"You tryna take another lap, bro?"

"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"

"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."
by Tronedrone December 25, 2018
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