arse mince

arse mince is another term for "jobbies" or "Shit" with a very distinctive smell.

"after sticking my cock in emily's bum i noticed small fragments of arse mince it stunk".

by lee and les November 15, 2007

arse beads

egg shaped sex toys for the arse, also referred to as love eggs

Bend over love, I need to get those arsebeads out, I've got another appointment at 2.

by Bettysketch September 7, 2005

arse sandwich

What you accuse someone with shitty morning breath of having just eaten.

Mate, you smell like you just ate an arse sandwich!

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

arse like the top of a sauce bottle

Similar to the following:
* Arse like a blood orange
* Arse like a fresh bullet wound
* Arse like the Japanese flag

can be used to describe untold pain - often a burning sensation - when taking a dump. Spicy foods such as curry can impart such feelings and so too a bad stomach where it feels like you have taken to pissing out of your arsehole ( and the repeated wiping only serves to make it worse)

It is a reference to the visual appearance of the top of a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. More specifically a large glass and well-used bottle as found in truckers cafes where the lid is often left off and the red ketchup congeals in to something somewhat unsightly.

i.e - "Jeez, I shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night. I've got an arse like the top of a sauce bottle

by Bun001 August 1, 2012

Arse Traffic

Something that homosexual men enjoy on a day to day basis.

'hey brother'
'hey'
'U up for sum arse traffic this week'
'i never thought you'd ask!'

by Josh White July 7, 2006

arse captain

someone who commands ass attention 24/7 by trannie cocks

frank braithwaite is an arse captain

by big fraze June 20, 2008

arse tache

Particularly hairy buttocks.

He has some serious arse tache!!!

by nomes353 June 4, 2009