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Archie

Im ArChIe ThE iNvEnToR 👹🤚🏼
“TAKE A CARDBOARD BOX AND SOME YOGHURT POTS” -Archie
by Archie The Inventor 👹 May 13, 2021
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He’s the biggest eshay of all time. His penis is bigger than your step dad. Ask any laddies and they will say “Archie is so cute”. He also is very skilled at every sport.
Girl 1: Sheeeeesh look how eshay that cute boy is.
Girl 2: I heard his name was Archie
by Eshay king May 16, 2021
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Archie is a very cute and sweet young boy. He is very smart and pretty awssjsj he is literally so cute bro i can't understand how can someone be this cuteb 🙁

Archie is good at everything! He can make your day better! He is a very very very very very good friend. he is adeptus xiao a real alpha!

I want to kiss him so bad ☹️

He is a good lover. yeah. he is adorable awwsjsnsj flushed i want to mwa mwa mwa him. I wish he could be mine

he is a pro gamer coolboy 2000 !!happy
me: have you seen candice?
X: who's candice?
me: can dis Archie stop being so cute.

X:who's the funniest person?

me: Archie! <3

Archie is so beautiful </3.
by oh. June 18, 2021
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archie

the best dude in the world he might be a faggot but he's very very funny and the most handsome gorgeous man on the planet oh drooling emoji oh hot momma he's evil as hell but man is he the best person you'll ever meet, you'll wanna be with him forever and be near him all the time, loving and enjoying every second of his company no matter what, he's also a major freak (not a bad thing)
by bingoary October 27, 2024
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archie tinker

Always lad that is no taller than 5'5 he is always super angry and feisty always getting angry over the small things like playful insults. He always gets the same haircuts never daring to change even though he "try's to change it". And i think they dont poo
Person 1: you see that bloke why is he so angry

Person 2: yeah its archie tinker he just got called a name
by i will eat lincolns toes November 25, 2024
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Archie has a fat dick (15 inches) and calls everyone a gronk.
Archie: “Oh that kid is a gronk and I have a big dick
by Cayusbianosbuvudv August 1, 2025
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Archie has a huge dick very fucking long and calls everyone a gronk.
Archie: “Oi that cunt is a gronk! And I have a massive penis!”
by Cayusbianosbuvudv August 1, 2025
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