anus weevil 

A little critter/beetle that burrows in the anal region of the body

Dude Brian, you're like a freggin' anus weevil when you act so incredibly douchey.

anus weevil by The LBs March 31, 2007

anus spider 

A type of arachnid that makes its home in the anus of an animal, typically found in livestock. Rarely is an anus spider found in a human host.

Anus spiders... ouch!

anus spider by Cdugan May 24, 2006

anus lips 

1)One who is a complete dick fuck.

2) One so completely devoid of common sense, they must have anus for lips.

My dog is a complete anus lips and just ate a bar of soap.

anus lips by Donkey Konga May 9, 2005

Anus Canker 

Literal: A raw white, or sometimes red soar in or around the stink hole. A herpes like infection caused by a tearing of the anus, an ingrown hair follicle or the combination of shaving and bleaching.

Guttural: An insult of one who is annoying, intrusive, overbearing and nagging.

Damn, Terry is such an anus canker, I wish he would just go away.......

Anus Canker by dabigmoose January 24, 2007

Anus Fire

When playing call of duty and in final stand a person shoots and it looks as if flames are projecting from the anus

dude look at that anus fire!

Anus Fire by the one and only wrestler April 25, 2013

Anus Flytrap 

The act of holding your butt cheeks wide open in anticipation of a finger to enter the area. At this very moment the cheeks will close shut and the instigators hand will be stuck.

So Tina was showing some ass the other day so I went hand first in for it. Turns out she was pulling an anus flytrap on me, again.

Anus Flytrap by The dozer with a 'tude August 31, 2014

Anus Curly-Wurly 

What Manfred Mann's Earth Band wrote in their song, Blinded by The Light. But bro, the bird is a player.

Producer: So, whatcha wanna write in this song?
Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Little early birdy gave my anus curly-wurly.
Producer: That's totally reasonable.

Anus Curly-Wurly by aNuS-cUrLy-WuRlY February 21, 2023