anal kombat

Typically an act during sexual foreplay where one partner chooses various objects from around the room and attempts to stuff two handfuls into the anus of the other participant. If completed within two minutes, the partner taking the stuffing yells, "Round 2, Fight!"

I shat a tv remote this morning and was clueless for a moment until John reminded me that we had anal kombat last night.

by vanceanity June 1, 2015

anal poke

an average caucasian male who prodes the rectal sphyncter of unsuspecting, male/female victims

have you seen that anal poke guy from yarmouth? "yeah he asked me if i wanted a rectile massage"

by duffwade December 14, 2011

Anal popularity

Being famous for having a phat ass and only because you have phat ass

Zack: Poor Zelda from the start of her career she only had Anal popularity

Alexander: Bro I just want to see that ass claps

by anonymous Zelda fan. May 17, 2021

anal carousel

1. Male lays down; points "Johnson" to ceiling
2. Female stands over Johnson, and lowers herself onto Johnson, leading it into her anus
3. She sits on male's pelvis, Johnson in her rectum
4. She spins on Johnson, twisting it in her anus

Jim: That girl is such a slut.
Joe: I know. She's probably the type that if I put my dick in her ass, she'd just spin around. You know, like an anal carousel.
Jim: Ah, yes. The anal carousel. I'm familiar.

by rockoutwithyourjohnsonout December 21, 2014

Anal Glory

Anal version of Morning Glory

Husband: how about some Morning Glory
Wife: I can’t I’ve got my period
Husband: It’s alright we’ll do Anal Glory
Wife: OK

by Term Deposit September 1, 2019

anal compression

The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.

After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.

by PGVaginamort November 22, 2016

Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.

Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history

by tirtle June 15, 2018