Anal Nugget

Another word for a piece of shit, usually used as an insult

Friend:*nocks drink out hand*
You: Hey man don't be such an anal nugget

by J.F.S.F July 19, 2016

Anal Boy

A person in prison who drops the soap, on purpose, during every shower because HE likes the outcome.

Ashton is an Anal Boy.

by Called donut puncher by Ashton July 22, 2016

anal compression

The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.

After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.

by PGVaginamort November 22, 2016

Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.

Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Anal Glory

Anal version of Morning Glory

Husband: how about some Morning Glory
Wife: I can’t I’ve got my period
Husband: It’s alright we’ll do Anal Glory
Wife: OK

by Term Deposit September 1, 2019

Anal shells

Shells that go inside your anus

*inserts anal shells inside anus*

by Hairline1234 May 15, 2016

anal sanders

A.) The creepy old man who ate Kernel Sanders and roams the night as a male whore taking chicken instead of money for sex.
N.) The act of stuffing/shoving/ramming KFC brand chicken up your lovers rectum (a.k.a. anal cavity) and proceeding to eat it out while they scream, "FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!"
A.) When your feeling horny and daddy asks what you want for dinner and you proclaim, "Anal Sanders!".
L.) When your aunt Betsy overcooks the Thanksgiving turkey and it tastes like Kernel Sander's butthole.

Aunt Betsy: How's the turkey, fam?
Little Tim: This tastes like what daddy did to mommy last night!
Uncle Steve: Ahh, your Aunt Betsy and I know the good ol' anal sanders well.

by KinkyAnal.Cum April 25, 2016