Anal popularity

Being famous for having a phat ass and only because you have phat ass

Zack: Poor Zelda from the start of her career she only had Anal popularity

Alexander: Bro I just want to see that ass claps

by anonymous Zelda fan. May 17, 2021

anal-spelunker

(n) Any person who penetrates another person's anus for sexual gratification. Often referred to in homosexuality, however has been known to be referred by straight couples in masochistic sexual positions.

(adj) anal-spelunking the act of having anal sex with another person.

Tom was referred to as an anal-spelunker by his co-workers because he had a boyfriend.

John asked his wife if he could do some anal-spelunking tonight.

Antonio and Sergio claim to be anal-spelunkers

by Randomus August 12, 2006

Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.

Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Anal Boy

A person in prison who drops the soap, on purpose, during every shower because HE likes the outcome.

Ashton is an Anal Boy.

by Called donut puncher by Ashton July 22, 2016

Anal Keef

The purest form of anal fluid discharge. Oil substance secreted from the colon after various physical activities such as dancing , exercising, etc

The anal keef from that chick last night sure was exquisite.

by MOMSMASHER69 December 15, 2020

anal vomit

also know as diahreahha. when your anus no longer spits put logs, but spews a fountain of foul filth in an almost purely liquid state.

"Man i went to that shady Mexican resturaunt and had their burrito grande. It tasted okay, but I've been anal vomiting since!!!!"

by tiggerus February 11, 2010

Anal shells

Shells that go inside your anus

*inserts anal shells inside anus*

by Hairline1234 May 15, 2016