Awkward Monster

Someone that's awkwardly huge/tall
Word created by Ruby

"Woah that girl is such an awkward monster"
"Yeah you're right! She's so tall"

by jelydas March 30, 2010

awkward switch swap

the act of walking towards somebody and trying to switch sides of the hallway or street, when they switch to the same side as you, and you try to switch back and they switch to the same side as you.

person 1: that chick totally awkward switch swapped me.

person 2: what a cunt!

by the :#r May 12, 2010

awkward pill

If someone's acting particularly awkward one day, you should ask if they took one.
As seen on the West Wing

Bob kept making awkward comments to Tom
Tom: By any chance, did you take an awkward pill today?

by puma1294 June 1, 2010

Awkwardacity

The measurement of how awkward something is, usually measured in awk's (Ak).

Boy 1: "So uhhh, bro...I slept with your sister last night."
Boy 2: "What the heck bro!? The awkwardacity of that has no bounds!"

by iMetzgermeister December 1, 2010

awkwardawesome

someone that is awkward yet awesome. they are great with friends yet aren't very good with other people and love having fun and can be geeky with certain people

He could be the best person with friends, yet when he meets new people, he's more awkward than a house in your pants. With certain friends, all he does is talk about Star Wars and video games. He was the most awkwardawesome person ever.

by awkwardawesome December 21, 2010

awkward dick

(n) when a guy feels uncomfortable but has already made the jump to take his pants off. His penis is awkward and shy because he has not been aroused enough.

John: "Uhh just gimme a second babe.."
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists

by Rebel_Souldier October 11, 2013

Awkward Salmon

Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.

"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."

by allie7715 October 13, 2014