tab abuse

When you pick up the tab for someone and their simple request turns into a dozen expensive things.

"When we go to the bar and he picks up the tab he limits us to tap beer but when I pick up the tab he insists on getting $10 martinis."
"That us such tab abuse, tell his ass he can buy his own drinks."

A common tab abuse situation.
"I forgot my purse at home, will you buy me a pack of gum and maybe a pack of smokes?"
"Sure."
"Sweet! In that case, I also need another pack of smokes, two frozen pizzas, some chips, a six pack, a box of tampons, and a bottle of vodka...oh and some orange juice..."

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

abuse your anaconda

to jack off

hayden: whats another way to say masterbate
dax: abuse your anaconda

by joseph the one from MMS December 5, 2010

Abustrate

To feel pain on another level/ emotional pain

I am depressed and very abustrate

by Komsty March 17, 2019

Soda Abuse

The act of threatening someone with a can of shaken soda. It would, if successful, spray the "soda abused" in the face, and cause extreme discomfort.

Sean: Greg have you seen Mandy?
Greg: No, I think she went to the store-
Mandy locked in bathroom: I'm in here! He's threatening soda abuse again!
Sean: Not again >.<

by DrJekylRevived March 15, 2011

Tristan Abuse

The act of bullying or attacking a Tristan.

Dylan committed Tristan abuse.

by I speak da truth August 18, 2020

used and abused

when someone places love trust and guidance into good people who turn out to be not so good

Its a shame that he was used and abused, hes one of them who gives their all in all aspects

by janruan August 21, 2022

Aromatic Abuse

A really bad fart, one that smells like actual real ripe poo, you could be forgiven for thinking there is a real dollop of feaces is in the room. Can make you heave.

Me: Hey Stu, how's it going
squeeeeeaaaaaarrrppppp
Stu: Oh SHIT, that is serious aromatic abuse <wretches>

by Wise Man November 20, 2003