food baby abortion

taking a laxative to poop after eating so much, that your stomach looks pregnant (see, food baby).

After I ate so much I looked like I had a food baby, I had to take a laxative, and I had a food baby abortion a few hours earlier.

by Jenif4 October 16, 2010

RedNeck Abortion

Giving birth right into a bear's mouth

She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

aboobtion

getting a breast reduction

I can't believe she went through with her aboobtion. her tits were sweet

by Quan Dinlan March 18, 2009

Assortion

It’s what people say when they mean “Assortment” and they say “Assortion” instead.

“Kids in grade 3 have just a random assortion of colours in their pencil case.”

by László the Wordkeeper February 23, 2019

Abortion scars

When somone has acne on their face and you ask them if it's the scars from when their parent tried to abort them.

Is that acne on your face or scars from when your mum tried to abort you.

Or
Me: Have you seen Adam? Him: the guy with abortion scars?

by Dirty goose February 27, 2019

Abortion Rape

The act of the government denying an abortion to a woman forcing her to grow and give birth to the unwanted child.

The Alabama government Abortion Raped me after I accidentally got pregnant.

by PoliticalArrangements May 17, 2019

Abortion Taxpayer Identification Number

An Abortion Taxpayer Identification Number (ATIN) is a temporary sixty-nine-digit number issued by ggeerg to individuals who are in the process of execution.U.S. citizens or resident rapists who cannot get an SSN will be beheaded the very next day

A: damn ggeerg gave me an Abortion Taxpayer Identification Number.

B: Big F bro you’re doomed

by pepsidog November 5, 2020