You thought you ate

A tears used my blackies or people in a discord mic up. If you were to roast some and you didn’t do go a person might say. “You thought you ate that.”

“Gorl stfu you thought you ate that, *laugh* you thought you ate that.”

by Gojowho? August 18, 2021

Had my cake and ate it too

The act of cumming inside of your lady and then proceeding to give her oral sex.

Bill: Can I have the room for sex?
Jon: Sure! Don't worry, I already had my cake and ate it too.

by John Motherfucking Hopkins September 28, 2010

ate a big chunk of brain damage

Doing something utterly stupid.

Mark is so fucking stupid, he must of ate a big chunk of brain damage today for breakfast.

by KigiWigi December 03, 2006

my dog ate my homework

basically its an excuse for not doing ur homework

example:
Teacher: Timmy did u do ur homework?
Timmy: Sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Timmy, i know u didnt do ur homework thats why im giving u 1 week detention!
Timmy: Aw man :(

by immaschild April 20, 2023

Come with your pussy ate already

When a female think you gone eat her pussy but you not that other nigga so you tell her to have her bf or husband do it before she come see you

Her: I’m on my way to come see you.

Him: Make sure you come with your pussy ate already

by Sleezy Breezy June 27, 2019

Sorry I ate your soup man!

What to say to friend who"s being petty and won't speak to you because you ate a can of soup

Sorry I ate your soup man! Quit bein mad I'll buy you another geez!

by lizguitarlessons August 10, 2017

my cat ate my frogs testicles

a phrase meaning: i give up

i keep getting the answer wrong. that’s it. my cat ate my frogs testicles. peace out losers.

by suckaduckwasminefirst May 26, 2020