When you shit in a sock and then hit someone in the head with it. Sometimes mistakingly refered to as a Hot Carl.
My neighbor had been running over my garbage cans lately so I snuck up behind him one night and wacked him with a Flying Carl.
by SI-Ex-Pat January 15, 2010
A young male with an intense sexual drive towards money and fame. He will make up stories to succeed and flex his wealth on weaker opponents.
He is most times very brauny and muscular but lack brains.
He is most times very brauny and muscular but lack brains.
Man: Have you seen David today!? He was so full of himself....
Girl: No, he's just acting like Carl-Hugo
Girl: No, he's just acting like Carl-Hugo
by Jehovas witness October 09, 2020
by D-Luvin' August 08, 2006
When a young man freezes a sturdy log of his feces and chases a young lady around the house trying to club her with said feces. If he gets a good knock on her noggin with his "Cold Carl" before it melts, he wins!
She was resistant to the Cold Carl at first, but afterward thanked me for the cool, nutty refreshment.
by Matthew CC Gordon July 29, 2010
by Salt5507 March 08, 2021
by jebadiah josiah johnson February 05, 2010
by Mr. K May 16, 2004