Tap the sap

When a zero-waste person engages in coitus they use zero-waste condoms made from natural ingredients such as latex. These condoms tend to also use less packaging. Latex is usually made by tapping the sap from trees. When having coitus the sap has been tapped and he is also tapping her sap...

I’m telling you, it’s a match made in heaven. Emily and I are minimalist and zero-waste vegans. She wants us to tap the sap! I already bought Sustain condoms. Apparently that’s her favorite brand as well.

by JJXTREME97 March 31, 2019

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Sap Fap

A Sap Fap is where you jerk off with maple syrup. Tears can also help but its down to preference.

Why are you buying 2 liters of maple syrup?
Im going to sap fap later.

by CertiMike November 18, 2021

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nick sap

Big long hard enormous penis. All of the girls see his long penis through his pants. He bangs girls day and night.

Hey ladies if you want I got a nick sap, you want some.

by Gridiron Gremlin February 16, 2018

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butt sap

After cumming in an asshole, the mixture of cum and fecal matter, which then slowly leaks out of the anus.

"Man, this chick had mad butt sap after I was finished with her the other night."

by VaginaWoolf December 24, 2019

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Palm Sap

Ejaculate left on the hand after one falls asleep from the exhaustion of masturbation.

Jeff rubbed one out while scrolling through Slave Leia Instagram pictures. The next morning the Palm sap had affixed his hand to his groin like Gorilla Glue.

by HonestTruthTalker June 09, 2022

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