A great blow job. Derived from the conversation between Charles Barkley and a police officer during his now infamous DUI stop on December 31, 2008. According to the officer who wrote the report,
"He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."
The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
"He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."
The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
Girlfriend: "tell me what you want tonight. I want to please you baby."
Boyfriend: "Baby, I want a sir Charles tonight!"
Girlfriend: "What the hell is a sir Charles?"
Boyfriend: "A BJ. Not just any BJ...but, the best one I have ever had in my life!"
Boyfriend: "Baby, I want a sir Charles tonight!"
Girlfriend: "What the hell is a sir Charles?"
Boyfriend: "A BJ. Not just any BJ...but, the best one I have ever had in my life!"
by Juggernaut 12 February 19, 2009
Get the Sir Charlesmug. by Oofcityyyyy June 11, 2018
Get the James Charlesmug. A crazy dude who didn't even have the guts to commit murder himself and ordered his stoner buddies to do it.
Has a lot of retarded followers on the internet who are either A) too stupid to know better and don't read enough about American history to have any real heroes, or B) harbor violent sexual fantasies and support Manson because he was "Totally awesome! He straight up killed people!"
Has a lot of retarded followers on the internet who are either A) too stupid to know better and don't read enough about American history to have any real heroes, or B) harbor violent sexual fantasies and support Manson because he was "Totally awesome! He straight up killed people!"
by Gilboman March 21, 2008
Get the charles mansonmug. A big mega long dick black man that loves to fuck tiny snow bunnies and bullying mexicans. Sometimes you can spot the wild ashton charles in his habitat of horny white men. He is the cutest black man known to ever touch the earth and does not like women of his race.
by Eescobar December 8, 2022
Get the Ashton Charlesmug. A somewhat statuasc man with a stern mustache and a though upper lip whom sings joyfull hyms to his students as he proceeds about his lesson. He is also a man whom is confused for a turkish KEYbab fanatic.
by Patana Student September 8, 2010
Get the Charles Whitelymug. by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012
Get the Taking a Charlesmug. by Notcdubberz September 20, 2021
Get the Charles pisskinkmug.