emotional bender

going on an roller coaster of emotions (rip)

tommy got drunk and went on an emotional bender.

by slutslug July 29, 2017

Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.

Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016

Bender Dwarf

A very common design for garden knomes, involving pointy ears and homosexual art

I just saw one o, they bender dwarf lookin like a gnome down in fini

by MagicMushroomVlad January 23, 2019

Phlem Bender

The act of intense snort/sniffling so hard in which not only the mucus from your sinuses but the phlem all the way from the core of your lungs. Done correctly, and you will taste it for weeks.

Friend- *Intensely snort/sniffles*
Other friend- Yo, I could hear the Phlem Bender potential in that one

by NiggerSlayer420 November 14, 2019

S-Bender

One of the suspected causes of the ghost shit / ghost poo in which after a shit has been ejaculated out of the human body it either shoots out so fast or holds not enough mass to float and makes it's way down the toilet's S-Bend pipes never to be seen again.

I just took a shit this morning and looked in the bowl and it was gone. What a great S-Bender

by Soke No-Last-Name May 13, 2011

friender bender

Accidentally having sex with or making out with a friend without intending to.

Yeah, that girl is pretty cool. We accidentally had a friender bender a few months back.

by Mad Hedon December 24, 2009

gender bender

the embarrassing situation that arises from someone's innocently attributing the wrong gender to another person

I nearly got in a gender bender, but when I spotted the adam's apple I decided to stick to gender-neutral pronouns

by shamanticist May 1, 2015