Japped yoke

A Japanese or korean car that has been robbed thru breaking the ignition with a vice grips and sticking a flat head screwdriver into the ignition to start it. Usually these are robbed and burnt out in 6-54 hours, but in rare occasions the car can be a merc and it’s robbed in a different way for rallying. Either way it’s done, it’s fucking active. CARRIG ON TOP 🔝 #P43

Me and the bais got a jap yoke last night and flaked it on the pikey for a penny. The japped yoke flaad a yew young fellas when they wrapped it off an aul doll and blew her box to the moon w a half o of flake with a cake as a mistake to take a wait for a mate with for ate on a date Ygm mate!?!?

by Jaddy da Baddy May 28, 2025

Joker-Yoker

A person who tells jokes to much that it's annoying.

Guy 1: What does a nosy pepper do? Get Jalapeño Business!
Guy 2: *grunt* Get out of here you Joker-Yoker..

by 2015Neo November 1, 2025

Poked the Yoke

A trivial/small action done by someone that is the final and concluding act in a relationship/confrontation or event. It is also usually the tipping point in a confrontation that had been building ie. final straw

Girl: " Stop flicking me"

Guy: Chill, jesus.
*Flick*
Girl: "OKAY, thats enough!! You've poked the yoke, Its over. You have been constantly annoying me, way to clingy, you whistle off tune, and I think we should stop seeing each other. That flick was the last straw.
Guy: Uhhh, kay.

by Hunter+Jazz February 17, 2012

A Grand Yoke

A person of good standing

He's a grand yoke

by irishTayto June 27, 2018

c pop yoke

you feel like straight shit, or you are just sick as hell

"girl I'm feeling like c pop yoke these days"
"me too bruh"

by ddaydn May 24, 2023

Un-equally Yoked

A couple who obviously don't belong together such as the dorky dude who never gets any pussy and the overjoyed meth whore who takes way too much cock you see in the local headshop.

Crystal, check out that un-equally yoked pair. He aint had pussy sInce it had him and she's had more cock in her than a walmart mens room.

by Sick MikeyG December 13, 2023