Wretched

When someone starts aging and losing their hair but won't admit it

Did you see Lachy today, he has so many wrinkles and a bald spot but he wont admit it. He is becoming wretched.

by AUCheezy April 13, 2015

Monkey Wrench

The person being 'wrenched,' as the kids like to call it, takes a big water jug (like the ones for water coolers) and shoves the mouth of the jug into his/her ass. Once the jug is inserted the person does a hand stand, letting the water flow freely into his ass. Often done as a practical joke. A hand stand is not nessisary in joke form, you may just tip it over and let the person enjoy!

-We 'monkey wrenched' Allan last night, he got really pissed off!

-Look at Osama, he's so drunk he's doing a 'monkey wrench' right on the table!

by Kaine1250377 December 11, 2006

wreched

To reach for something in the past tense.

"And then I wreched for the T.V. remote so I could turn off C.S.I."

by wreached February 6, 2009

Dry Wrench

To fack or make out without LUBE

Hey Lina, Can i Dry Hump You.

by Professor November 14, 2003

wrench

seth mermelstein or another loser of the same status

So, wrench, how's your crappy life?

by Robert January 24, 2005

monkey wrench

a sad lil fuka that goes unda the name Monkey_wrench on this site... your a loser dude hope u gt ur ass kikd by maoris to!!!

monkey wrench suckz ass

by Maori March 4, 2005

Penis Wrench

Jono Coleman being buggered by a donkey with a duck giving him pleasure at the same time

The time he went to Peterborough and asked a donkey if he do it with him and madonna. The donkey said no to madonna and yes to him. The donkeys mate the duck felt left out so they said he could join the que at the front. The duck didnt want to stop and still had his manhood clenched between his beaks when he ran off. And that is how penis wrench came about. PS. I was there too

by Nathan Parker May 16, 2003