A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.
On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!
by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023
Get the Wobbly eyedmug. by Lucid Madara August 8, 2021
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by fatface22 August 22, 2017
Get the Wobble Truffletonmug. Wobbling your Wingas means walking up to a man, particularly a fat one, and aggressively shaking his breasts.
by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023
Get the Wobble Your Wingasmug. by Maxk Daddy from Cincinatti March 30, 2022
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