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son of a wizard

A phrase expressing unhappiness due to an inopportune situation.
by Capt Awol January 16, 2008
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The Trash Can Wizard

The Trash Can Wizard is a mystical being who resides in all sorts of containers; garbage bins, waste baskets, recycle facilities, etc. It is typically concealed withing any of these containers, and when people pass by the Wizard may sometimes leap out at them, announcing proudly that it is, in fact, a pure bred, real-life trash can wizard of the finest variety.

This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.

The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.
If you encounter the Trash Can Wizard, greet it kindly and with many flowers and chocolate, lest it direct powerful rubbish spells at you.
by Mister Jordan January 20, 2009
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Pussy Wizard

A good looking man that ends up fucking whichever chick he sets his mind to no matter what the odds. Often the asshole of your friends. Most groups of friends will have a Pussy Wizard among them, as every group has an asshole.
she does hate him, but did that ever stop a pussy wizard like Robby.
by Pussy Wizard November 22, 2010
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wizard cat

Someone who does a shit job at answering people and won't give them nut. Wizzy cat give me your fucking nut dammit! I will not hesitate to castrate you
Wizard cat cover me in your nut pls
by CaptainNibbles June 20, 2017
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wizard sleeve

The inner labia of a vagina that protrude well beyond the outer labia. So called because they are large and stretchy and flap in the wind like the silken sleeve of a wizard's garments. The presence of a wizard sleeve gives the vulva an appearance quite different than a coin slot and usually means the vagina is not a peach.
I went down on her, which was nice, but her freakin' wizard sleeve kept getting in the way!
by CasaP July 27, 2008
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Wizzard

A special blend of the cannabis plant, the two strands used to make Wizzard are Creeper mids, and Fire mids. The creeper and fire strand is indigenous to the Pittsburgh suburbs. Wizzard was crafted by a young botanist who is also working on a special blend that will remain unnamed. Yo itz dat Wizzard.
Person A: this is some good weed must be dat creeper.

Person B: Nahh cuz its dat creeper wit da fire.

Person A: O snap im smokin dat Wizzard.
by The Botanist December 15, 2008
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cock wizard

A person who exercises all of the powers of a mythological wizard, only on a penis.
He is a cock wizard.

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He is a wizard of the cock.
by cBURT June 22, 2008
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