Withered Cake Hag

A Small and haggardly crone who munches pretty much all the cakes they can find. They won't settle for less and scours all christendom for those fucking cakes. There's a universal dislike for such insufferable creatures. they pretty much ought to be shot for their hit and run attitude to birthday partys

Small boy: "hey look at what i found in this cave dad!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"

by jemimaaaaa January 3, 2010

treble without a cause

This is caused by 6X9 speakers in the back window of any late 70's to mid 80's American car prefeably an Olds Cutlass. Bonus points are awarded for T-tops or a mullet.

"hey Jimmybob are those new Craigs or Kracos?"
Jimmybob: "Shut up Randy"
Random resident of the government subsidized housing: treble without a cause

by Larry Brown June 22, 2007

Emo Withdraw

When an "EMO" MUST cut something.
Something referring to anything from themselves to a couch cushion to something un-cuttable(ex:a pencil,shoe leather,ect)

That emo must be going threw a Emo Withdraw, look at him cut up that bus seat.

by Norman Durkee March 11, 2008

World Without End

This is a 1000 page book about 4 children who grow up and survive the black plague. There's Gwenda, a poor theif who gets sold into sex slavery for a cow by her father and escapes; Merthin, a carpenter's apprentice who becomes a famous architect; Caris, a rich girl who wants to be a doctor and hates the church's rules; and Ralph, a total jerk who becomes a horrible, corrupt knight.

There are lots of twists and turns in this story. Right when things are going good, something bad happens again. You'll become so attached to the book, its as if you grew up with all the characters.

Don't worry, there's a happy ending. It's just very frustrating.

World Without End is a good book. I finished it in one week. Can you beat my record?

by i liek chips yo May 25, 2010

History Withdrawal

is an unpleasant state that occurs when someone who has recently participated in the 2010 week-long summer teacher institute, wakes up the Saturday after returning home to realize they don't need to be up, dressed, and in their designated spot by 7:30 AM. They realize the day's schedule is empty or at least empty of authentic historical experiences. They must wear their civilian clothing all day long! There is no historical clothing waiting to be worn.

Those 24 participants had to abruptly curtail their emersion in history which has left a major void.

Symptoms include: boredom, loneliness, anxiety about being cut off from the historical triangle, jitters from wanting to reach out and touch an artifact, cravings to be standing on the same ground as John Smith, actually WANTING to start school before September in order to try out new interpreting ideas!

WARNING: Could be contagious!

Friend: "Are you totally excited to be back home from the institute? I bet you have a million things you want to do!"

(you are laying on the couch, staring blankly at the wall in front of you)

You: "Nah dude! I can't do anything. I'm going through history withdrawal. I need to be in Jamestown or Yorktown getting more knowledge!"

by History Fanatic July 18, 2010

iPhone withdraw

cases occur when an iPhone is lost stolen or broken

most cases last about a week because a replacement is always gotten

1. "Why does Bill looks like he's about to die?"

2. "O he's going threw iPhone withdraw because he had an iPhone for 2 years but dropped it in his deep fryer 2 hours ago, it will be a least a day before he gets a knew one"

1. "omg that poor soul"

by Mr.Ham July 20, 2010

Cirrus withdrawal

A withdrawal from an ATM that isn't owned by your bank that normally charges a small fee such as $3.

I was looking at a bank statement and saw a cirrus withdrawal and remembered when I used an ATM from a different bank.

by Bridganna December 25, 2010