The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.
MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?
MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.
MW-She was like 400 pounds
MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.
MW-She was like 400 pounds
MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
by mpoppe August 24, 2009
 Get the Wing Mannedmug.
Get the Wing Mannedmug. by Dog eater  March 20, 2020
 Get the Ching wingmug.
Get the Ching wingmug. In the advanced wings set, this is achieving red, white and blue wings at the same time. This is the highest and most sought after wing. Some say this is the ever illusive unicorn of the advanced wings set and is nearly impossible to achieve.
You know Sally the virgin? I just banged her in the pool while she was on her period. I just earned my American wings!
by CycleBreak December 17, 2021
 Get the American wingsmug.
Get the American wingsmug. one or more rooms in a residence or hospital that is specially equipped for the disabled and/or elderly
I hear that Ozzy is pretty fucked up from the Parkinson's. He moved back to England permanently and had a whole tard wing built in his new house so he doesn't fall and bust his ass.
by @WhiplashPntz April 25, 2022
 Get the tard wingmug.
Get the tard wingmug. by Neat Charlie  March 18, 2017
 Get the Gin wingsmug.
Get the Gin wingsmug. by Charlie's wet pantie February 17, 2019
 Get the Ta Wingmug.
Get the Ta Wingmug. without the proper knowledge or equipment, especially when you haven't thought through what it is you are going to do.
by Sexydimma  December 8, 2016
 Get the on broken wingsmug.
Get the on broken wingsmug.