Windows 95

Four words, Blue screen of Death

Windows crashed again??

by bOb_the Definer April 16, 2005

windows xp

1) Although some would say it is the best OS that MS has made, some would argue that Win 2k is better. I say it is preference. I use WinXP on my computer and it runs near flawlessly. Compatibility (along with other problems) is only a problem encountered by those who can't figure out how to use a search engine to find a solution, so they come here to rant about it. Simple to use, if you follow directions and maybe read the manual, it hardly crashes and always tries to save your system by crashing the violating program. Although the "report error" window is useless, it is better than having to reboot. When you use the system manager (aka ctrl-alt-delete) you can use the "processes" tab to instantly shut down a program without any wait or consequence (in my experience). System important processes are clearly marked "system" so that you cannot accidentally crash windows (unless you are an idiot). 2) An OS made by a company that people like to belittle because they suck at using a user-friendly OS. 3) Not as advanced as Linux, which means it's easier to use, yet not as flexible.

1) Windows XP is a fine OS, thanks for a decent on with this time, Microsoft!
2)d00d, XP sux! ROFL BOFL!
3)guy1: "Hmm, which OS should i use?"
guy2: "Do you know how to use Linux?"
guy1: "No..."
guy2: "Use Windows XP"

by PacketOverflow October 2, 2004

dog snot windows

Nasty,disgusting,windows on cars that are smeared with snot from doggy passengers pressing their noses against the glass. Most commonly found on behemoth "granny tank" autos owned by a little old ladies with 3-5 poodles.

Check out the dog snot windows on that Coupe DeVille.

by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011

Window Blast

When one sticks their head out of the window of a moving vehicle and vomits. The end result of the vomit covering the window behind the person who vomited.

John stuck his head out and totally window blasted my car on the way home

by ECri14 April 22, 2011

man in the window

A booger clearly visible in the nostril of yourself or someone with whom you are trying to have a conversation.

Later, and to my horror, in the washroom mirror I discovered that I had conducted the entire job interview sporting a Man in the Window

by S. Marmon January 29, 2008

windows hasta la vista

A nickname given to Microsoft's new operating system, Windows Vista, by those who have major problems with it.

My new computer came with Windows Hasta La Vista. I got a blue screen of death every time it booted up.

by computer_guy February 16, 2008

windows phone

More like and kindle-mini than a phone. Has like 3 apps in the store. Parents who hate their kids will buy them one. Overall a big piece of shit with a screen.

Loser: Hey guys look at my new windows phone.
Regular kid: Why are you holding a piece of shit?

by mlgnoscoper360420 July 17, 2016