Welfare

The answer to all life's problems...

Person 1: damn my life sucks, I am broke as fuck and live in the projects
Person 2: have you ever heard of welfare?
Person 1: No, what is it?
Person 2: so you can basically be a lazy cunt and not work and get welfare checks and food stamps from the government on the 1st and 15th, plus the more kids you have the more welfare you can collect so you can intentionally have a shit ton of kids to collect more welfare and to top it all of you can trade foodstamps for basically anything crack, cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor you name it.

by Kobedropped81 October 11, 2017

health, welfare, and morels

What a gourmet-chef parent feels da responsibility to maintain in his/her children.

While it is indeed a good practice to have your offspring try new foods dat are widely believed to be "healthy 'n' tasty", you should also keep in mind dat everyone's physiques, tolerances, and culinary preferences are different, and so if you truly care about your child's health, welfare, and morels, you should never insist dat he eat mushrooms if he doesn't care for them.

by QuacksO January 4, 2025

welfare surprise

When you have no money for food you create a dish from leftovers in fridge and pantry . Can end up in a skillet . Could end up on bread , if you have it .

Hey baby , what's for dinner ? Not sure . We're broke . Looks like Welfare Surprise !

by Magnumn357 January 9, 2016

manners welfare

When one has to apologize/make excuses for others bad manners. Usu. a liberals way of defending bad people.

Dawn has manners welfare and has to explain away some morons bad behavior.

by fan of R.A.d. November 4, 2013

Welfare Dinner

When there is nothing in the house to eat so you have to eat scraps/the bare minimum for dinner

My parents havent been home for 3 days. I had to eat alot of welfare dinner's

by Doom_42069 May 12, 2022

Welfare

No! No. You know I don't mean I want get rid of it! It's obviously and indictment regarding how men who aren't banging all of the women are treated by society. Because they still pay taxes!

Hym "I could be on welfare right now but I'm not. Why? Because I shouldn't need it. I should be getting carried around on a Xerxes throne..."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

Welfare

- when something is sub-par, inexpensive because of inferior quality:,of little worth because achieved in a discreditable way requiring little effort, deserving of contempt

- this game i bought is so welfare, the state of the country is slightly above the welfare mark

by crankydwarf October 18, 2022