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weiner solo

When a man flops his penis around like he is playing a guitar
Weiner solos are so fun and addicting
by Sagan Hater May 26, 2014
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burnt weiner

When your penis is rubbed raw, usually from too much masturbation.
"Why isn't Johnny at school today?"
"Oh, he skipped today. He said he had a bad case of the burnt weiner."
by Proboscis February 22, 2009
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Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners

Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners is an Ohio hot dog company started in early July, 2010 by Laine Keener and Taylor Krankowski as a means of making money after an expensive spring semester at Kent State University. They are famous for their "sub-sational doggy style" consisting of two foot long hot dogs, onions, relish, pork and beans, lettuce, tomatoes, Frank's Red Hot, maple syrup, mayonnaise and grey poupon on a white, wheat or rye sub bun.
Katie sure got some sub-sational doggy style today at Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners. She was totally stuffed!
by Lainer Weener July 10, 2010
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wienerschnitzel

you gotta love der wienerschnitzel.
by Boquian July 19, 2004
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weiner pill

The magic pill that will make a limp weiner hard.
Today is my Anniversary. I better take a couple weiner pills..!
by P.Niss and Ben Dover January 16, 2009
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Weiner Standard Time

The act of being too late to be fashionably late. This usually occurs when pickup is necessary by a Weiner. If you are getting picked up in 1 minute WST, you may as well walk home.The simple formula to calculate WST in your current time zone is:
Current Time ÷ pi x 4.

There is also a Weiner Minute, which is one minute in WST.
Mom, can you pick me up?

Sure thing! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

Is that Weiner Standard Time?

Yes

O.K. Mom! See you at 12:06!
by JustAWeinerMinute June 5, 2010
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Weinerhound

(N.) A female who is in constant search of sex from males. See also megaslut.

(V.) the act of searching for males to have sex with.
Look at that girl's slutty dress, she's totally weinerhounding.
by bebopster December 6, 2010
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