weiner gleak

cum, semen, ejaculate

i shot my weiner gleak everywhere

by LOAF March 23, 2005

weiner wine

aged urine; typically spoken with a French accent.

"would you like a sip of my weiner wine, perhaps accompanied by a slice of fromage from my mudcutter?"

by enthusiasmo jones October 7, 2006

weiner hug

when you like someone so much, you have to hug them twice but on the second hug you "accidentally" bump them with your weiner

"Dale gave me two hugs, and I swear on the second hug he hit me with his weiner. Not cool. He hit me with a goddam weiner hug."

by coodfes November 20, 2009

weiner jenga

when you are at a party and some dusty broad is passed out on the ground and you have 3-4 friends you kneel over her face and put your weiners on her face from all different angles and stack them up like jenga blocks the person on the bottom then procedes to pull out his dick if none of the top dicks are moved drastically it is a succesfull weiner jenga and then you proceed to cheers and hand out high fives like you are the fucken man

Man #1 "man did you see that saucey, dusty, broad passed out on the floor over their"
Man #2 "lets go put our weiners on her face and pull the bottom one out!"
Man #1 "whats that called?"
Man #2 "weiner jenga"

by trench coat the super dick March 1, 2011

wiggity weiner

strong sad, strong bads brother who enjoys sitting in his dark basement listening to music or talking to walls and trees, he likes bord games more than most people and gets pummeld evry hour on the hour

i like bpard games more than most people do by that i mean i like board games more than most people do and also i like board games more than i like most people

by homsar August 10, 2003

Weiner Butt

1. An exceptionally nasty hot dog.
2. Pronoun for somebody acting like a douchebag

I vomited from eating a weiner butt last night.

Dude, stop acting like a wiener butt.

by The Rizzle January 3, 2006

Weiner Measles

The generic, nondescript term for any of a host of venereal diseases (STD's), especially those which cause some sort of eruption on the penis.

James: I would stay away from her. She's hot and all, but...

Bill: But what?

James: You'll probably end up with a scorching case of weiner measles.

by JoeFriday July 20, 2009