I was in the classroom and the teacher had to leave for 5 minutes. We were all sitting there and the girl bully saw my undies sticking out of my pants. She yelled TIGHTY WHITIES. Everyone Jumped at me and stripped me down to completely nothing but White strong tighty whities. They then dragged me by my underwear to the school's flagpole and attached them to the pull string. Then they pulled me all to the top and I Was sky high on a flagpole hanging wedgie. I cried because girls and everyone saw me up there naked only in briefs. I was often fed by the girl bullies but then raised back up. It sucked! I pooped and pissed by underwear like 10 times in 1 minute. 2 Weeks later though a MILF teacher saw me and got me down. I needed counseling. Hanging wedgie nerd is what I am.. A flagpole wedgie..
by Liam72 March 26, 2014
Where somone pulls the underpants of the wedgie victim high up in the air and hangs them on something like a tree
the best kinda underwear to give a wedgie in is whitie-tighties i wear boxers myself but one time i went to my friends house and his parents were out of the hous so we played truth or dare and he wears tightie whities so he dared me to strip down and change into nothing but the tightie-whities and ive never not done a dare so i did he also dared me to wear nothing but that for the rest of the night i did and then later that i fell asleep when i wroke up i was tied up he was waiting for me to wake after that he grabbed me and gave me a hanging wedgie on a tree outside so evreyone could see he left me up there for about 2 hours
by William,Chad,Taite July 11, 2008
A wedgie that hurts real bad as you are stuck on a tall object like a lamp post by your whitie tighties ( which I wear)
I'm walking to school with my 'friend' when the wind blows up my skirt and shows my ultra stretchy whitie tighties. Immediately my boxer wearing friend makes me drink tons of water and doesn't let me go to the loo in school. By this time I was desperate to pee.
My parents are away in California for a week and they won't be back home for anything so as we are coming out of school my friend begins to tell me she saw this weird poster thing on a street lamp. As we are walking to the lampost my friend asks me to shut my eyes when we get there. When we do get there I shut my eyes and she blindfolds me. As I am blindfolded she ties my hands behind my back and ties my feet together then she takes of my clothes and hangs me on the lampost by my whitie tighties and superglues my hands into A bag of water then she takes off my blindfold, climbs down the ladder she had borrowed from I don't know where because nobody comes down thereand leaves me there for a whole week. Just by coincedence a school newsreporter walks by looking for the girl in the white undies! ME!!!!! So thanks to my 'friend I am the wedgie victim of the whole school and just today I was given a hanging wedgie in cloakroom with tap left on. Great thanks 'friend'! Did I forget to mention I peed like 10 times a minute up there and my 'friend' let me down still in a major wedgie and fed me water every lunch break, morning, afternoon and sometimes even in the night while I was asleep.Also when I came home (my friend let me down) My little sis gave me an atomic wedgie, I peed and she told my older bro who then took me to the bathroom and hung me on the showerhead for the rest of the night. Whats more my Dad decided to give a messy wedgie in the morning at breakfast by stuffing jam down my pants and hitching them up super high. I went to change my pants but then my Mum, sis and bro rounded on me at the bathroom and locked me out of the bedroom then they hung me on the coat pegs inside of our hall ( for your imformation I still cannot reach them even with a chair) and they left me there for a week giving me water and my Dad stuffing messy things down my pants!
When I got back to school I was a victim and what a surprise I found myself hung on the flagpole in the school yard for another week being fed water and peeing myself dumb.
Then I was invited to my 'friends' surprise birthday party. I t was a surprise all right. We were playing blind mans buff and I was the blind man when I felt my whitie tighties being hooked up by something I pulled off my blindfold and to my horror a crane had me suspended in the air by my pants it left me there for another week and my butt hurts real bad!!!
i would tell you more about my horrific weggie life but it's all the same thing over and over again every day. It's soo not fair!
My parents are away in California for a week and they won't be back home for anything so as we are coming out of school my friend begins to tell me she saw this weird poster thing on a street lamp. As we are walking to the lampost my friend asks me to shut my eyes when we get there. When we do get there I shut my eyes and she blindfolds me. As I am blindfolded she ties my hands behind my back and ties my feet together then she takes of my clothes and hangs me on the lampost by my whitie tighties and superglues my hands into A bag of water then she takes off my blindfold, climbs down the ladder she had borrowed from I don't know where because nobody comes down thereand leaves me there for a whole week. Just by coincedence a school newsreporter walks by looking for the girl in the white undies! ME!!!!! So thanks to my 'friend I am the wedgie victim of the whole school and just today I was given a hanging wedgie in cloakroom with tap left on. Great thanks 'friend'! Did I forget to mention I peed like 10 times a minute up there and my 'friend' let me down still in a major wedgie and fed me water every lunch break, morning, afternoon and sometimes even in the night while I was asleep.Also when I came home (my friend let me down) My little sis gave me an atomic wedgie, I peed and she told my older bro who then took me to the bathroom and hung me on the showerhead for the rest of the night. Whats more my Dad decided to give a messy wedgie in the morning at breakfast by stuffing jam down my pants and hitching them up super high. I went to change my pants but then my Mum, sis and bro rounded on me at the bathroom and locked me out of the bedroom then they hung me on the coat pegs inside of our hall ( for your imformation I still cannot reach them even with a chair) and they left me there for a week giving me water and my Dad stuffing messy things down my pants!
When I got back to school I was a victim and what a surprise I found myself hung on the flagpole in the school yard for another week being fed water and peeing myself dumb.
Then I was invited to my 'friends' surprise birthday party. I t was a surprise all right. We were playing blind mans buff and I was the blind man when I felt my whitie tighties being hooked up by something I pulled off my blindfold and to my horror a crane had me suspended in the air by my pants it left me there for another week and my butt hurts real bad!!!
i would tell you more about my horrific weggie life but it's all the same thing over and over again every day. It's soo not fair!
by lollipopwedgiegrl248 June 21, 2009
boxers shorts or some form of underwear has rope tied through the legholes. The rope is tied to a tree or support, so that the victims feet are far off the ground and they can't reach the support with their hands.
I gave myself a hanging wedgie in soccer shorts only. It was in a tree. I couldn't make them rip and hung for a long time. They were crushing my balls and way up my ass. I had to flip upside down, to try and get out. I hung naked upside down for awhile. Then I had to flip back up. The wedgie was worse. Finally I flipped upside down and fell out of the shorts naked. I couldn't get the shorts down so ran home naked. Fortunatly I slipped in when no one was home to avoid embarassement
by JMD54 April 24, 2006
When a males penis is pushed up against the inside of your underwear usually suggesting tight pants and or a tight belt.
You see bob over there he's been picking at the front of his pants all night. He definitly has adick wedgie
by jajajajajajajjaj April 28, 2011
When a geek/cool kid gives a kid a painful wedgie.
Instructions.
1. Obtain a strong stick or baseball bat.
2. Find a stupid kid.
3. Pants him and when he bends over to pick them up stand on his pants and put in the stick lying down between his leggings.
4. Twist as much as you like, until his undies break.
5. Be warned, this can permanently injure his testicles and is the most painful when done correctly.
Instructions.
1. Obtain a strong stick or baseball bat.
2. Find a stupid kid.
3. Pants him and when he bends over to pick them up stand on his pants and put in the stick lying down between his leggings.
4. Twist as much as you like, until his undies break.
5. Be warned, this can permanently injure his testicles and is the most painful when done correctly.
Damn, yesterday I got a propeller wedgie from brad. He gave me a swirly then propeller wedged me before hanging the stick on the ceiling. My balls are now red and crap.
by Wedgie_Giver November 27, 2013
When someone pulls your(tighty whities, briefs, boxer briefs, or boxers) up and over your head! Creates pain in both the ass and balls! This is why the atomic wedgie is so popular among wedgies.
How to perform an atomic wedgie:
1- Make sure the nerd!you chose is wearing tightie wighties.
2- Call a crowd to the hallway/lunchroom you are performing the atomic wedgie in.
3- Throw nerd's books/lunch on the floor, as he bends down, pull his undies up.
4- Have a friend cover the nerd's mouth for he will start shrieking or crying.
5- Keep pulling the legholes should be showing by now, this is good for it means the nerd's briefs are firmly in between the victim's ass cheeks.
6- Now the undies should be at te back of the nerd's head. Keep pulling over the nerd's head. For added discomfort you can have another buddy pull down te victim's pants and spank the ass cheeks of your nerd till' they turn cherry red.
7- You may also tape the elastic to the chin of said nerd. Now te victim will be blinded and be running around hitting things.
8- Tear a hole in the nerd's tightie whities/colored briefs. Go to the cafeteria and get some slimy food to slip into te nerd's undies.
9- Now you have three options, you could release him and he will try to attack you, you could give him swirlies and not stop flushing, or you could hang him from the flagpole at the end of school.
10- You may now walk away knowing you have definately scarred him for life.
1- Make sure the nerd!you chose is wearing tightie wighties.
2- Call a crowd to the hallway/lunchroom you are performing the atomic wedgie in.
3- Throw nerd's books/lunch on the floor, as he bends down, pull his undies up.
4- Have a friend cover the nerd's mouth for he will start shrieking or crying.
5- Keep pulling the legholes should be showing by now, this is good for it means the nerd's briefs are firmly in between the victim's ass cheeks.
6- Now the undies should be at te back of the nerd's head. Keep pulling over the nerd's head. For added discomfort you can have another buddy pull down te victim's pants and spank the ass cheeks of your nerd till' they turn cherry red.
7- You may also tape the elastic to the chin of said nerd. Now te victim will be blinded and be running around hitting things.
8- Tear a hole in the nerd's tightie whities/colored briefs. Go to the cafeteria and get some slimy food to slip into te nerd's undies.
9- Now you have three options, you could release him and he will try to attack you, you could give him swirlies and not stop flushing, or you could hang him from the flagpole at the end of school.
10- You may now walk away knowing you have definately scarred him for life.
by Briefboy September 21, 2008