waxing the flagpole

When a woman is eagerly giving a man oral pleasure and then exceeds expectations by letting the man blow his hot lava in her mouth. Then just a bit of this magic love juice leaks out of the woman's mouth and streams down the still erect penis while she is still going up and down thus putting a nice coat of wax on the one-eyed monster.

Grace decided to give John an early birthday present and was giving him some head under the table at the restaurant when she then started waxing the flagpole.

by irish donkey June 29, 2006

wash and wax

Oral sex followed by vaginal intercourse leading to orgasm

"My wife gave me the wash and wax last night."

by Daddy Doo October 18, 2008

wax noses

sculptures of noses made out of the wax from candles. works best if you know someone with a big nose, so you can make them then mock the person with it.

"yo here comes jones, get out the wax noses and humiliate this rat"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

anal wax

When you pour hot candlewax down another man's spread anus

Boy 1: did you see Dave's burnt anus
Boy 2: yah I anal waxed him

by bananafagger December 15, 2014

ass wax

A lubricant used when waxing that ass

You: Man Showanda's ass is so tight and dry, but I really want to wax that ass.

Him: Man you need some ass wax

by Big Mike-izzle August 15, 2006

Flange Wax

This is cockney rhyming slang for flapjacks

"yummm, this flange wax tastes like my mum's!"

by crafty oxford cockney May 21, 2007

Waxing zippy

verb Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing.

Wife: honey you’ve been in the bathroom a long time, what are you doing?
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.

by mmcg1 November 10, 2021