Waiter voice

Its the fake nice voice that a person makes to seem polite when they really are not. For example: when speaking to waiters, elders, etc.

Damn i hate when Rachel uses her waiter voice to make me do oral for her.

by DulceBrisa April 20, 2018

Wait, what?

When someone is talking so fast or talking about such nonsensical things you can’t understand that you just have to hold your hand up and say, wait, what? Also used as an expression of surprise.

Example 1:
Julie: OMIGOSH Jessica, the craaaaziest thing happened today ooh crayfish anywaaaay so yeah the absolutely most crazy thing yeah so Anna was like whaaat and I was like whaaat and Jordan was like what are you whaaating about and like-
Jessica: Wait, what?

Example 2:
Daughter: Hey, mom.
Mom: Hey. Your belly is kinda bloated. You ate a lot today, huh?
Daughter: Oh, actually, I’m pregnant. Did I not tell you?
Mom: Wait, what?

by ActuallySensible June 17, 2018

Wait a fucc

a word ONLY to be used in dire situations ; To await the time of fuccening

Robber: Give me your money!
You: Wait a Fucc?!

Crusaders: We will take back the holy land!!
Villagers: Await thy fucceth?!?

by Pocholo January 15, 2019

Wait- Fuck.. no

A very rare term in the “fuck is an every word” community. It comes from IfSoFactSo. Specifically the Voltron ones.

Keith: I’m just going to do this.
Shiro: Wait- Fuck.. no.. That’s not how that works!

by Eh.. whatever.. February 10, 2019

Waitsian

An artistic aesthetic portrayed by American singer-songwriter Tom Waits. It takes an avant-garde approach to classical American themes such as traditional American music (blues, jazz, rock ‘n’ roll, etc.), Beat poetry and literature, and folk stories about drifters, drunkards, and railroads.

I like her writing, it’s very Waitsian

by nilman April 29, 2019

Waiting For The Worms

When you've lost all hope and you're decaying

Waiting For The Worms to come!

by dominoguy11 December 3, 2020

Wait job

A wait job is where you have to wait on someone but they are late for an agreed upon time. If they fail to meet said time, they are obliged to perform oral sex. Hence the "wait"-job.

You are going on a date and they ask you to pick them up at 6:30 pm. However, they are not ready at 6:30 pm and make you wait for 15 minutes.
They are required to provide you with oral sex for the wait job until completion.

by Kyle Monster February 8, 2021