shit-cock wasted

Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.

"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"

"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."

by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004

White Girl Wasted

To get completely drunk, wasted or sloshed to the point where you can no longer control yourself physically or mentally. Term originally given to younger white girls, mainly college freshman, after they consume way too much alcohol. This commonly results in overall incoherency, and brief "skankyness" before a quick emotional breakdown. Which are all followed up by the process of destroying the party through multiple drunken slurs and complete trashyness and finally passing out in an upstairs bedroom because they are too drunk to make it home.

Yo you see that girl Chanelle Storlie (made up name) last night??? That chick was white girl wasted!

by KobeSucks42 June 29, 2011

wasted

To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors, or other drugs.

"Man, i just pissed all over the toilet seat, i'm so fucking wasted."

by macka March 6, 2003

Washdog

The process of shaking dry when lacking a towel and refusing to air dry over time. The process usually flings water to and fro as a mangy mutt would.

"Dammit, I forgot it was laundry day and I had to washdog myself dry all over my room."

"Did you bring towels to the pool? No? I guess we're washdogging it."

by Gookenhymen May 2, 2012

maggot wasted

to get so drunk / wasted you act like a maggot at a Slipknot concert.

Greg and Steve got maggot wasted so their girlfriends left them at the bar.

by maggotnictron July 13, 2010

Dorito Wasted

Similar to "Chocolate Wasted" it is consuming many Doritos or any kind of chips at one sitting.

Jordan and Amber get dorito wasted 6 times a week. They need to cut it out.

by erdnoid July 14, 2011

Walton Wasted

The act of being inebriated to such a degree that no other term for describing inebriation is fitting. Being Walton Wasted was first done by Samantha Walton.

"Woah did you see that girl jump over the fence and fall on her face?" "Yeah, she was so Walton Wasted."
"Last night a girl almost knocked our big screen TV over, she was Walton Wasted."

by bgills October 15, 2011