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Wagon - Covered Blumpkin

A maneuver in which a female gives oral sex to a male whilst he is defecating, while she has a sheet over her head thus trapping odor as well as any backsplash. The etymology is based on the fact that this maneuver, when properly set up and executed, resembles a pioneers wagon.
I was in a rush so I had to kill two birds with one stone and get a wagon - covered blumpkin from your mom this morning.
by rustytbone December 13, 2009
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Wangalot

A man who is uniquely distinguished by his uncontrollable swaying balls. It is considered as a mark of shame inflicted upon a certain individual.
Yeah brah, we need some lard ass pants to keep that wangalot under my nuclear command center.
by KyoksoTTT October 30, 2011
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Walgoose

A bicycle sold by Wal*Mart under the brand name Mongoose.
My walgoose bicycle is junk. My walgoose bicycle broke. My walgoose bicycle was very low cost.
by paulosaurus April 23, 2013
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Wandoed

Local saying which originated in the Brimington area of Chesterfield, which means to get abosulety shit faced.
I’m gonna get absolutely fucking wandoed tonight
by TheLordB April 14, 2019
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Wang Helipad

I gave my Dawg a wang helipad last night and it was pretty nice,
by L8gmanuts May 3, 2021
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wangari

Sweet like candy but dangerous, Wangari is an imaginative thinker with an adventurous approach to life. Wangari’s ora is filled confidence, independence, and proactivity. As a natural leader she influences people with both leadership and motivation.
Whilst being the life of the party, Wangari searches for intellectual and spiritual awareness.
Careful though! she has a low tolerance for bs. Her passion is often confused with being fiery, but her presence sets everyone alight.
Wangari is like a shooting star
by Underlover November 24, 2021
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