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Off to Walmart

A phrase that signifies the first post on a forum or video in place of simply stating "first". This is due to Mike Phillips of TechPB, who said that every time he gets first post he goes to the local Walmart, kicks in the door and screams, "FIRST POST BITCHES!"

Thus, instead of saying "first," people may say, "off to Walmart."
I was the first to see the video, so I commented, "off to Walmart."
by !DRZ! March 9, 2011
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Walaun

Walaun is used by the opposition party supporters (mostly by hardcore supporters) of Parti Se-Islam Malaysia to refer to their hardcore supporters. Some hate it, and some don't care but another version of "walaun", "malaun" which is a pejorative term for Bengali Hindus has been claimed "more ruder" by a PAS supporter. The opposite of "walaun" is "macai". This word was made popular during the 2022 Malaysian general election.
Walaun punya modal agama jak.

Wahai walaun-walaun sekalian, janganlah bersedih.
by NeutralUser April 3, 2023
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walmart greeter

"I know! She should totally be demoted to a Walmart greeter."
by juxtaposer December 25, 2008
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walmart

An organisation that is in a life and death struggle with China for world domination.
If walmart doesnt win this struggle it will be the end of life as we know it.
by benth May 11, 2008
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Walmartian

Any of the large denomination of lower class people who are only seen in public at Walmart stores. They have no sense of decency, fashion, or shamefullness, let alone any sense of modesty.
Todd- "George, do you see that fat lady with her pants pulled up over her boobs and no shirt on?! She's using her pants as a freaking unitard!!!!"

George- "By God, Todd! That's a true Walmartian."
by renegadeangel92 March 7, 2011
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Walmart Bag

The three genders: Male, Female, and Walmart Bag.
by AmNow August 8, 2023
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Go to Walmart

The act of getting stoned with one or more of your friends. Getting reaallllly baked.

Origin:It was a code phrase/name created for camp counselors who wanted to say they wanted to get high without being detected then "randomly drug tested". So if one were to use this phrase it would inform a fellow counselor that tonight would be a "good night",but, to the untrained ear, it would appear that two or more people just really love the savings that Walmart can provide to the average upstate New York camp counselor.
1:Hey mat do you wanna go to Walmart(get shit faced then get paid to watch another person's child) to today?

2:Man i went to Walmart last night and the savings were incredible(i got so baked last night i could actually see biblical scenes taking place before my eyes)

3.Man i have such a bad headache...I'm going to walmart for some advil(its been rough and i need some medical shit up in here)

4. Dude last night we went to Walmart and it turns out the TV was cheaper over at Pathmark (some guy tried to sell us shwag as dro, but we are an educated consumer)
by Beaver Lake November 26, 2007
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