West Texas Walrus

The West Texas Walrus is a classic, this technique is performed when a girl is getting nailed from behind and is about to reach her climax, the male will then bend down and stick to strands of hay up her nose and listen to her bellow like a walrus for the duration of the orgasm.

I gave my girlfriend the West Texas Walrus last night.

by The raging red monster February 27, 2008

walks

Footwear i.e. shoes, boots, sandals. aka "kicks"

Let me just slip my walks on before we go and steal a bike.

I got some new walks today at the flea market. They look and feel like real Nikes.

Did you see that nigga's walks? That nigga wearin' Sketchers!

New walks on my ride. Yes sir.

by Christopher Gamboa August 4, 2007

damaged walrus

1. A walrus, usually in an aquarium or zoo setting, that is obviously the mother of the other walruses, and therefore has a damaged and flappy vagina.

2. A poor creature who will impress and stupefy teenagers for hours at a time; the object of conversations with complete strangers or new acquaintances on crowded streets.

Tarah mistook the damaged walrus' vagina for a penis, and was awestruck for 17 minutes straight.

by Christine Delino September 1, 2006

frothy walrus

A sexual position in which a man first performs anal sex on his female counterpart. The female then proceeds to give the man a blow job and when the man is ready to ejaculate he sticks his penis really deep in the woman's throat so that when he ejaculates a frothy brownish white mixture flows out each nostril of the woman's nose making two "tusks". Hence the name "frothy walrus".

Derek: Dude did you hear what Jimbo did with his gal last night?

Hank: Nah man what did he do?

Derek: He did the frothy walrus!

by Darryl Hardy July 15, 2014

salty walrus

When you cum in someone's nostril and he or she snorts it in.

Person: "What the hell?"
You: "Ha ha, salty walrus!"

by daniel July 22, 2004

Walrus

A Walrus is a strange creature, it lives in the state of Maine in the US. The Walrus kind (Plural is Walri) are somewhat short, have freckles, contain fair amounts of blubber, and wear black hoodies. Always. Their black hoodies act as Walrus Armor, and protect them from everything but Walrus Powder, which can only be formed using a secret formula involving eraser shavings. Walrus Powder is the only known way to defeat a walrus.

Walri used to cover the entire Sandwich Islands, eating their Walri sandwiches and growing lots of blubber. Walri like growing blubber. Then the British invaded the Sandwich Islands, forcing all the Walrus kind to get on their Walri boats and attempt to make for new land. Except the Walri grew to much blubber and all their boats sank, except for one lonely Walrus who made his way to small town of Lebanon, ME, where he resides today.

Did you see that walrus? You can can distinguish it from a human by its freckles, black armor, and blubber!

by neveragainfool October 27, 2014

Walrus Face

The dirty older cousin of the camel toe; the walrus face (aka walrus muzzle is an exaggerated outline of the female urogenital region in tight garments due to the fact that the woman is extremely obese. This has been previously referred to as the front butt or foopah, however, a walrus face refers to the phenomenon that when extremely fat women wear spandex/lycra like clothing, this area appears similar to that of, you guessed it, a walruses face (sans the tusks). The walrus face is most typically observed in females of lower socio-economic status.

Dude, did you see that fat chick's walrus face in those spandex shorts at Six Flags yesterday?

by Fat Girl Hunter January 14, 2010