Friendly Vulture

A person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the classroom. Usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.

Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."

"I opened a pack of gum on the bus today, and in swarmed the Friendly Vultures."

by c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g-song14 October 1, 2011

Content Vultures

Content vultures are people who follow and comment random things like « Do you want Arabic Lessons » or My mom just died and your videos are comforting. »

Yo, are those Content Vultures?

by GoroMK1 February 25, 2023

vultures

is the most knee templeing gang that walks the earth, super ruthless the dunk babies in the lacal trash cans. don't play that be with the shit don't play.

fuck the vultures coming betta hide them babies!

by joe bidens son March 6, 2023

vultures

is the most knee templeing gang that walks the earth, super ruthless the dunk babies in the lacal trash cans. don't play that be with the shit don't play.

fuck the vultures coming betta hide them babies!

by joe bidens son March 6, 2023

ATM vulture

1.A woman who is always around to have access to a man's money.
2.A gravedigger who marries an old man,staying around till he dies to withdraw his cash/inheritance.

A: My girlfriend is always asking for money.
B: Sounds like you got yourself an ATM vulture.

by Kodiak October 15, 2023

Vulture bang

A group of middle aged men, wooing in competition for a young lady's attention. It

Wow, the state of this Vulture Bang, embarrassing!

by Lesliegrantham January 25, 2024

Vulture

A person who hovers around the dying or the mentally unwell family members in order to obtain things such as cars/wealth in any form. Inserting themselves into situations in order to carry out this practice.

Lauded by all other family members as snakes and for being vultures. They have no shame and regret nothing, justifying their own actions to themselves. They are scum of the earth.

Person 1: Hey man, I heard Willy ripped the car off his own 92 year old father when he was dying of cancer and was mentally unwell.

Person 2: yeah he's a fucking vulture.

Willy D is a vulture

by Uncle father April 6, 2023