Chumpstin von der cock

used to describe mentally retarded goons who rely heavily on NHS opticians. also suffer from bouts of depression resulting in violent outbursts. Usually loners with few or no friends.

Justin: Do you like my new glasses?
Paul: Haha, no! You look like Chumpstin von der cock!
Justin: Fuck you!! I'm gonna beat you like I beat my mum!
Kiran: Was that before or after I boned her?
Dave: You did too??
Paul: I'd get a check up if I were you lads, I fucked that slut and I've got aids now!!
Dave: Why do I have no mates?
AJ: What you all talking about guys?
All: FUCK OFF AJ YOU CUNT!!!

by Martin Slut January 13, 2008

Claus von Douchenburg

A word-play off Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg.

Whatever Claus von Douchenburg

by snyper84 August 26, 2009

Otto von Bismarck

When you authoritatively slap someone in the face with your penis, a.k.a., a "bismarck" with authority.

Shutup bitch or i will Otto von Bismarck you!

by Aaron Skydiving March 17, 2005

Dita Von Teese

The hottest and sexiest porn star ever, also Marilyn Manson's girlfriend.

Look! Dita is in the cover of the December 2002 issue of Playboy.

by Jackie November 17, 2003

Otto von rizzmark

Otto von rizzmark is a person who rizzes people up

I was going up to this girl trying to flirt and my friend called me Otto von rizzmark

by Otto Von Rizzmark December 12, 2022

Barron Von Doggystyle

One of the worlds greatest, historical pimps of all time. He led a pimping expedition to the Arctic Circle. Used a special stick to whip Eskimo hoes.

Barron Von Doggystyle is the greatest pimp of all time!

by Jordanl24 June 12, 2021

son of a von druke

An actual curse word
As defined in the Will Ferrell skit where he looses the Freemingham's baby

"I flat out lost your baby"
"You Son of a Von Druke!"
"...is that an acutal curse word?"
"i don't know"

by j to the eremy August 29, 2006