Viking Hunger

When one's stomach has been empty for some time, and the sounds eminating from your lower gut resemble the thunder used by almighty Odin.

Dude, I haven't eaten in days! I've got the Viking Hunger for an entire ham!

*Loud Stomach Rumbling*

by Spyderbait November 10, 2009

viking voyeur

A male who is sexually aroused and gratified by watching his female partner being pleasured before he takes her like a viking pirate rendering her breathless and helplessly entranced.

My saty is always surprising me with his viking voyeurism. I love his surprises!

by Barry Flomar January 21, 2004

Viking

A person, usually a male inmate, who doesn't clean, or keep good hygiene, while incarcerated.

You see dudes hut? Dudes a straight viking

by Cowboy,nermc August 28, 2017

viking fan

Quite possibly the stupidest creature on earth.

viking fans...hahahaha

by Say Cheese December 11, 2003

viking middle school

a poor ass dungeon full of racist ass white trash and blacks that fail all their classes and have sex during passing periods and the teacher suck faces during class and the Mexicans lick eachother out and all the students are stoned. every girl is a slut except for a few rich ass white girls.

sex ass viking middle school

by trippydolphin December 6, 2013

Vikings

NFL team from Minnesota known for choking, pulling defeat from the jaws of victory, playing football indoors like a bunch of girls, and never having won anything.

Moss: "Hey, Daunte, is our Vikings team going to the Super Bowl this year?"
Daunte: "Sure, Randy! Want to watch it at my house or yours?"

by webay January 24, 2005

Viking Funeral

When you light your dick on fire and extinguish it in your partners ass

I gave Quinn a Viking funeral last night

by PFUNK6 March 10, 2014