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Shit's getting vertical!

A term thought up on the patio of an apartment shared by two old college roomates in Ohio while a tornado was rolling through so I've been told but now is widespread in Ohio. It can mean anything and up to...

- The weather is getting crazy

- The party is getting good

- Shit just hit the fan in any way
Ex. Dude that storm is getting really bad. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you hear about Billy? His girlfriend caught him cheating. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you just see those hotties walk in the bar? Shit could get vertical tonight!
by Thetruesmitty July 15, 2010
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Verticle Torpedo

A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.
Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.
by DrDiequick December 4, 2006
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Vertidick

after a full day of sex, jason had a horrible vertidick
by Eric Washenko November 6, 2007
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Vernyiah

A smart girl with attitude problems and may be dramatic time to time to time but she hold down family/friends and pull all the men
Boy 1: Dang!!! There go Vernyiah the cutie
Boy 2: Thats gone be mine
by sexyy_azzz_quavo May 9, 2017
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Vertebruh

A bruh moment initiating a reaction so intense that you can feel it in your vertebrae, eliciting one to respond with the phrase, "vertebruh."
Doctor: "You have spinal cancer."
Patient: "Vertebruh."
by Shrekku August 27, 2019
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Gettin' Vertical

1.The sexual position when the male is on top with the females legs pinned on the bed by her head. The male then proceeds to "pound it in a vertical direction" with his feet standing on the bed, and using the mattress and/or trampoline for extra travel.
2.Also used when someone jumps very high to score a point in Basketball
"OHHHHHHH im gettin' VERTICAL on this bitch!"
by mr. vertical April 20, 2008
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pulled a verry

Busting ass continually at work in the privacy of one's own cubicle. Unfortunately for all around they can hear every note of flatulence and every rancid, acrid and pungent odor your rotting intestines can produce.
Heather: "Damn it really stinks. What in the fuck is that?"

Steven: "Yeah, it smells shitty, I think Jay pulled a verry!"

Heather: "That shit smells like eggs and asshole."
by Mike W M. August 1, 2008
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