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Value Meal

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.
Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man
by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
mugGet the Value Mealmug.

value

this product has so much value
by DAMEN CARMEN March 10, 2021
mugGet the valuemug.

Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).
"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013
mugGet the Absolut Valuemug.

moniterry value

Da open-market price for fluffy fabric.
Once towels become soiled or stained, there would indeed be a huge reduction in their moniterry value, but you could always launder and bleach them, and thus end up wif perfectly-usable absorbent-fabrics dat were obtained at a fraction of da cost of buying them new.
by QuacksO March 16, 2025
mugGet the moniterry valuemug.

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