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Upper Causasia

Geographical area of Washington DC, West of Rock Creek Park to Western Ave NW. Upper Causasia is where all the rich white people live. The area is known for not having any of the same issues that the rest of the city has, such as extreme poverty and high HIV Infection Rates. Its also extremely boring...
Tim " Where in DC do you live"
Mike " I live in Friendship Heights"
Tim " Oh you mean you live in Upper Causasia"
by petworth kid September 3, 2011
mugGet the Upper Causasiamug.

Neck-upper

(Noun.) refers to a female (usually overweight) who strategically and exclusively posts close-up pictures of themselves on to social networking and dating websites as to leave the viewer to draw his own ill-informed conclusions.
Brad: So man, are you going to take that chick out who's been writing on your facebook wall?

DJ: Doubtful, that could be risky--she is definately a neck-upper.
by TheCaseMan May 8, 2010
mugGet the Neck-uppermug.

Upper Denby

The smallest worst village ever known to man. No buses, no people, no friends. There's got to be a prison sentence for bringing up children in this village. It's criminal and just makes them a social reject. A hell hole full of stuck up millionaire's with no children or communication skills, old perverted farmers with nothing better to do with their lives than to talk about windmill's and finally elderly. Woo :|
Joe: Hey,wanna come to mine?

Karl: Where do you live?

Joe: Umm Upper Denby,

Karl: You know, I think I'm busy. Forever. Bye.
by qwertyboi December 5, 2010
mugGet the Upper Denbymug.

upper decking

The act of masturbating with the aid of a woman's breasts.
Oh man, I can't believe he Upper Decked that girl...
by Colin January 22, 2004
mugGet the upper deckingmug.

Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin
by karnakdave July 28, 2011
mugGet the Upper Dutch Blumkinmug.

Upper Deck Deluxe

Where you do a standard Upper Decker (take a dump into the Upper toilet tank), BUT you have disconnected the chain beforehand so that some poor sap has to reach into your poop soup to even flush it.
That bitch pissed me off so bad, I got her back with a full upper decker deluxe so she'd have full shit hands after fixing it.
by Ed Bodine September 11, 2005
mugGet the Upper Deck Deluxemug.

one upper

A person which when in conversation has a story to tell whether real or imagined, about a specific idea, person, place, event, or thing, that is more exhilarating, spontaneous, better, worse, shittier, greater, higher, lavish, outstanding, superior, superb, advanced, complex, sophisticated, splendid, wonderful, magnificent, improved, brilliant, admirable, excellent, terrific, marvelous, surprising, amazing, breathtaking, enhanced, thrilling, astonishing, fantastic, shocking, surprising, astounding, exciting, extraordinary, far-fetched, stimulating, electrifying, wonderful, stupendous, invigorating, or glorious then that of the previous. This person may also appear to be more cocky then confident or extremely egotistical. Also see hater, Jew.
Danny McLOvin: Yo, I just bought a new Benz by myself without even working the shits hot.

Scottie McTalks: That shits only a C class; my dad has been working for 30 years, 12 hour days and has a S600, apartment in NYC and a house up in HillBilly land.

Scottie McTalks is a one upper when he refers to his father having something better then McLovin, and when he hates on McLovin out of jealousy because of his success and accomplishments.
by D. Mclovin July 23, 2008
mugGet the one uppermug.

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