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Tweekbooking

Using Facebook, or other social networking sites under the influence of uppers. Leaving unnecessary posts and comments that seem like a great idea at the time, but after you come down, you wonder what on earth you were thinking...
OMG Jane stop tweekbooking! You just told me your life story on a picture of what I ate for dinner you crackhead!
by tweekbooker May 22, 2010
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TWEEKBOOT

"TWEEKBOOT"; The act of taking an already existing story, script, television series or film franchise and altering it, TWEAKING away at it until it barely resembles the original or conflicts with the original to such a degree that the entire plot and/or story is no longer contained therein except in perhaps name only. This is not to be confused with a REMAKE or SHOT FOR SHOT updating or REBOOTING of a film or story franchise; TWEAKBOOTING a story bastardizes and causes what was once fully well established plot line or franchise to be skewed into what can only be considered a 'parallel' universe version of an already existing story line/arc which conflicts completely or in part with well established 'Cannon' for any given story franchise.
The recent TWEEKBOOT of 'Star Trek' has distorted the already well established cannon of the Trek universe of TV series, films, novels, and spin offs of the franchise to such a degree that the tweaking of the entire story arcs beginning has altered everything that made the original what it was; The Tweekboot has altered and skewed the very essence and concept behind Star Trek to such a degree via Tweaking of the storyline that the future timeline will no longer even happen in any way shape or form that can be recognized as being or having any connection to what was once a well established story arc spanning decades and centuries...Tweekbooting it has forever destroyed and erased everything that was once known as Star Trek, and the practice of Tweekbooting already established franchises has become more acceptable and overused than actually attempting to create new and original continuations of said franchises instead of building upon what was once already accepted 'written in stone' "Cannon" to more and more films and stories as the 21st century has moved forward.
by BadWolf601 June 30, 2011
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Tweekanesia

Being so spun on crystal meth that you constantly keep forgetting the one thing that needs to be accomplished
I think Jamie forgot to pick me up, she's definitely suffering from tweekanesia
by Natedogg1313 October 2, 2016
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tweeker tent

The use of a jacket to shield yourself from sight while smoking speed.
While sitting in a Walmart parking lot on Christmas morning, Johnny used his tweeker tent to hide from people seeing him smoke speed.
by Icyveins November 30, 2016
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tweakonometry

Pronunciation: ˈtwē-kə-ˈnä-mə-trē
Function: noun

Etymology: “tweak” probably alteration of Middle English twikken to, from Old English twiccian (verb) first used: 1601 + “trigonometry” New Latin trigonometria, from Greek trigōnon + -metria –metry (noun) first used: 1614

: the first-hand study of the properties of methamatics tweakonometric dysfunctions and of their applications
Shaswisha: Girl, when do you go on “The Judge Mathis Show?”
Whitnay: Oh, hell to da no! I’ve been on “Oprah!” OPRAH! Do I look like I’m desperate to be on TV? Do I???
Shaswisha: It ain’t about that, girl! What if you lose? I mean, you’d be out over $4,300!
Whitnay: Child, please! Tweakonometry ain’t gonna hold water in court. Justice may be blind, but she ain’t stupid! I'm guessin' $2,500, max! This is my land! MY LAND!!!
by Shaswisha Charice Jenkins November 27, 2012
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tweaknosis

(a)
/noun/
The forecasted outcome of one's functionality after ambitiously experimenting with methamfriendofmine. Most likely related to quality of product.

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/noun/
The story on where the dealer is with the dope and how long before he delivers the product. Loosely related to the tweaker's time lapse, a bad tweaknosis often causes minor cases of tweaking out.
(a)
"The tweaknosis is, this is way better than the last shit. This is that fire, real talk. It'll knock your dick in the dirt, bro."

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(b)
"Yo, what's the tweaknosis?"
"Dude said he'd be here when he gets here. ?"
by D. Z. Tweakerton, Esq. February 13, 2013
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Tweakenese

Sorry pal I don't speak Tweakenese.
by MistressP13 October 15, 2015
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