Turkey-fart enthusiast

An individual who has a profound interest in turkey farts. To be labeled a turkey-fart enthusiast, or TFE for short, one must consume at least 1 lb. of turkey every day.

Kyle: "Did you hear Drew is a turkey-fart enthusiast?"

Tenor: "No, but I can smell it!"

Kyle: "Oh god... me too..."

by Gmork September 5, 2011

turkey faced

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.

yo, that guy is totally turkey faced

by cmj14221 February 11, 2008

turkey spew

a time at which a person spews with such ferocity that a gurgling not dissimilar to the gobble of a turkey is clearly audible.

"dude... Cam got so wasted last night, he was spewing out behind the fence"
"how did you even know he was? he could have just been standing out there"
"he was totally turkey spewing, everyone could hear"
"oh..."

by danmau5 August 31, 2009

Turkey Induced Coma

Turkey Induced Coma -- the deep sleep that one goes through after eating a large turkey dinner, usually on Thanksgiving and Christmas

"Don't bother trying to wake your dad, he's in a turkey induced coma."

by TooSick4U November 26, 2009

Turkey Smog

Gas released that is so horrid it hangs forever.

Dude, I was standing in line for some Black Friday specials and then was overtaken by some Turkey Smog.

by SpiderWebb99 November 30, 2009

turkey rub

Another term for a Handjob

My girlfriend gave me a turkey rub last night.

by Wetfloor June 8, 2015

Turkey Hawk

A person who covertly wants what their friends have, or sabotage their friend due to jealousy and hate. A wolf in sheep's clothing.

Turkey Hawk, Ryan Forbes, Benedict Arnold, Russia

by tdpro4 July 16, 2015