A phrase used to define a humdrum day full of mediocrity (for all intensive purposes just an ordinary day), and to perpetuate your apathy towards such a day, regardless of what day of the week it actually is.
Steve: Hey Ralph how was your day?
Ralph: Oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
Steve: But...its friday.
Ralph: Yeah, I know.
Ralph: Oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
Steve: But...its friday.
Ralph: Yeah, I know.
by ATWAi-e-a-o-u November 18, 2011
Get the Standard Tuesdaymug. by Likeseafarerslovestars August 7, 2014
Get the Because It's Tuesdaymug. The act of going to a social environment on a tuesday only to find out that the only thing you want is to have sex with any decent looking tramp in the vicinity.
by JohnyBravolish February 26, 2010
Get the Pull a tuesdaymug. A celebration where you eat lots of foods of the flattish, semi-squishy variety. Often accompanied by maple syrup.
Is synonymous with 'Fat Tuesday' or 'That Day Before Ash Wednesday'.
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Is synonymous with 'Fat Tuesday' or 'That Day Before Ash Wednesday'.
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On Pancake Tuesday (That Day Before Ash Wednesday), I feasted on so many pancakes that people asked me when my baby was due. o_O
by Sagittaurus February 5, 2008
Get the Pancake Tuesdaymug. When you put meat, lettuce, tomato, sour cream, and cheese in a girl’s pussy and eat her out on a Tuesday
Guy: You down for some Taco Tuesday tonight?
Girl: yeah did you stop by the store?
Guy: I got everything except for taco shells 😏
Girl: yeah did you stop by the store?
Guy: I got everything except for taco shells 😏
by MickeyMouse n’ ParkyPoo March 26, 2019
Get the Taco Tuesdaymug. A sexual act which consists of one vomiting on a male partner's scrotum. The etymology of the name comes from where the act originated, which was at a Ruby Tuesday's restaurant in Texas, occurring whilst the song Ruby Tuesday was playing. The infamous incident happened when an unnamed Senator went to the bathroom to drop a deuce and was greeted by a drunken homosexual representative who was attempting to engage in fellatio. Due to the intoxication, all the representative could do was vomit on the senator's balls, before passing out, head in the toilet.
While at its core the act is considered accidental when attempting fellatio, there are certain subcultures which have embraced and adopted the Ruby Tuesday as a traditional greeting.
While at its core the act is considered accidental when attempting fellatio, there are certain subcultures which have embraced and adopted the Ruby Tuesday as a traditional greeting.
"My wife was going to give me head yesterday, but the previous night of partying resulted in a Ruby Tuesday."
by Emerald Wednesday May 22, 2012
Get the Ruby Tuesdaymug. by Chacaron December 17, 2008
Get the Tuesday Goodmorningmug.