Two (or more) people of either sex who engage in the practise of visiting far flung car parks in Derbyshire to engage in non copulative bonding exercises away from others, who are considered to be a hindrance to full enjoyment of each others company.
Examples of such activities could be as diverse as practising crown green bowls, or simply standing face to face in awkward silence whilst chain smoking and spitting repeatedly.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods