trouser

Verb. High level white collar crime or official corruption involving theft of cash or illegal payments. Refers to the subject stuffing as much cash as they can into their trousers before they get caught.

That bastard politician trousered millions from us taxpayers then fucked off to Argentina!

by Daragh Malone April 3, 2008

trouser snake

the best word ever used for reffering to a penis!

person 1:you touched his trouser snake?!

person 2:i just coudln't help muh-self!>.<

by amandasaurous May 12, 2009

trout pout

Oversized lips, typically on females, especially after a callogen injection operation (cosmetic surgery where callogen is injected into the lips to enlarge them) gone awry. Basically, abnormally huge lips that look ridiculously bad. (Many dead trout (a type of fish) have overly large lips.)

Some people say Angelina Jolie has a trout pout, but I think her large lips are sexy.

by RoyalFlush June 11, 2006

trout-pout

Lips that resemble a trout. When a collagen implant to the lips goes horribly wrong. The patient is left looking more like a fish than a dish!

Leslie Ash

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

trouser melon

when a fat guy wears his pants too high so that half his obese belly is packed into the top of his pants. it jiggles.

(in a scottish accent) "eh look, that referee's got a melon in his pants"

"aye a trouser melon"

by daltonion March 19, 2009

trouser schnauzer

A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.

Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"

by Mr Marky January 30, 2008

trout snatch

to purposely grab a mans penis and squeeze as hard as possible to cause extreme pain (must yell out "trout snatch" while executing).

oh man this girl gave me a horrible trout snatch last night it hurt so bad but oh well ill get her back

by oscar breeder March 13, 2010