tree sex

1. When trees (or any plant for that matter) shake pollen everywhere in spring. Treegasm.
2. The pollen that results from trees shaking or from having a treegasm.
2. Having sex in trees.

1. Guy: Dude, I don't want to go outside, there's a bunch of tree sex going down and I have allergies.
Dude: I thought that was herpes!

2. Guy: Aww, Dude! I got tree sex in my eyes!
Dude: I thought that was herpes!

3. Guy: Dude, I totally had tree sex with Gal last night!
Dude: Guy, she has herpes!

by Guy Diddley April 29, 2006

Tree Guy

A rugged man who cuts down trees and drives a big dump truck. He is sexy and hot. He typically smells like a fresh pine tree. The only man on earth who can take my breath away with a glance. Just to hear his voice gives me butterflies and makes my heart beat faster. He is on my mind everyday. When he calls me I light up with excitement.

Tree guy just looked at me and I am burning up with desire.

by wandaful February 3, 2010

Tree Topper

The act of giving a blow job and gently nibbling on a circumcised dick just below the head.

Go ahead and try to tree topper me baby.

by rb8841 November 29, 2012

tree bfb/tpot

A really good person, totally, **totally** did not steal. He is also adoptable so he can be your child whenever you want.

A really good example of "Tree bfb/tpot" is:

"Tree!! I told you to stop sneaking out!!!"

"But mom!!"

by Ice Cream_ October 3, 2022

fenwick tree

Also known as Binary Search Tree used by n00b programmers, it is the epidimy of hell and trash and jackass O(n^n) time

"You didn't get this job because you used Fenwick Trees." - worst nightmare of a software engineer

by you have more mental ISSUES October 26, 2017

Dick tree

Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.

Ricky: “You got enough money? here’s another dollar .36 there ‘dick tree’.
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”

by Captain Crink August 8, 2019

Storming the teepee

pursuing a sexual relationship with a person self-identifying as native American, aboriginal or indigenous.

Dave was storming the teepee last night. He ended up bumping uglies with Lori up by the TV tower in the back of the pickup truck.

by FoxDeltaPop October 24, 2012