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jam towel

Judy, you got a jam towel; it's my time of the month?
by I-Have-No-Name! January 18, 2009
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Towel Situation

When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.
I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.
by flyingholly March 29, 2015
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Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!
by TushT June 8, 2018
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dry towel

when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel
"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"
by communitities May 27, 2018
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towel wrap

When you are having oral sex and you turn her over and cum on her back so the cum wraps around her back and to the front of her body.
I gave Makenzie a towel wrap yesterday, it felt like heaven.
by DAT KKK BOI so suck it May 21, 2017
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cow towel

When a black towel is spotted due to an excess amount of cum.
Friend 1: Man, I went into Bill's bathroom and his cow towel was INSANE!
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: A cum stained towel
by Jaggerz February 25, 2017
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Jerk towel

An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.
Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.
by Moar semen May 15, 2016
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