goo towel

The towel used to wipe up after intercourse or masturbation.

mother: What the hell is this towel doing under Cody's bed and why is it all stuck together? father: Oh God its his goo towel don't touch it. mother: That's so nasty. father: We'll just throw it away.

by jimmybomm April 13, 2021

Towel Situation

When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.

I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.

by flyingholly March 29, 2015

Weed Towel

A towel used primarily to cover the bottom crack underneath a door in order to block the smell of marijuana from escaping the room. These are often found in college dormitories as students try to hide their illegal habit from their RA (or GRT), or respective authorities.

Felipe: Yo where is the weed towel. I'm trynna smoke.

by mensismans January 22, 2017

gaping towel

Accidentally flashing your junk

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!

by Ktin665 May 11, 2011

jam towel

An Urban title for a tampon

Judy, you got a jam towel; it's my time of the month?

by I-Have-No-Name! January 18, 2009

Jason's Towel

The rag and/or towel you use after sex to clean cum off of the pussy or penis or surrounding areas.

Scotty, you came all over me... grab Jason's towel.

by ImJustHereDude April 24, 2022

towel face

indentions or markings on the face left by lying on a beach towel or having your face pressed against the donut ring at the head of a massage table.

I feel great after that massage. I wonder when the towel face will wear off. OR That guy down the beach was gorgeous but did you see his towel face?

by debradebbiedebs March 13, 2010