towel line

A single patch of hair that extends from the belly button through the crotch to the lower back. Called so for the motion of dragging a towel between ones legs in a forward-backward motion, or gesturing to do so. Common in men but also found in some women. Frowned upon when existing on females.

Tom: "I met this hot chick at the club last night! I was totally hitting on her!"
Shawn: "Dude, did you tap that shit?"
Tom: Naw, man. As soon as i got her undressed, i saw her monster of a towel line."
Shawn: "Bummer."

by His Steinness January 11, 2009

jam towel

An Urban title for a tampon

Judy, you got a jam towel; it's my time of the month?

by I-Have-No-Name! January 18, 2009

dry towel

when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel

"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"

by communitities May 27, 2018

Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018

Towel Situation

When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.

I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.

by flyingholly March 29, 2015

cow towel

When a black towel is spotted due to an excess amount of cum.

Friend 1: Man, I went into Bill's bathroom and his cow towel was INSANE!
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: A cum stained towel

by Jaggerz February 25, 2017

gaping towel

Accidentally flashing your junk

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!

by Ktin665 May 11, 2011