Herby Turkey

When one eats a girl out from behind with your nose barried in her asshole!

Chad and Jessica got off to a rocky start, but once he gave her the herby turkey, she was his!

by bohica68 March 15, 2009

Wet Turkey

When one intensely bastes their dick in stove warmed turkey (gravy ad stuffing included) and then has their partner proceed to give them an extremely sloppy blow job. Reinvents Thanksgiving dinner.

"Dude, last night at thanksgiving I convinced my cousin Sally to give me a wet turkey. Best Thanksgiving Ever. But my mom was wondering where all the gravy went."

by Iloveturkeydick69xolawl January 16, 2010

Turkey

A person or thing who has done something stupid, wrong, moronic or plain dumb.

Dublin slang for idiot, fool, moron etc...

You couldn't remember last night? You're such a turkey.

by hahayeturkey July 26, 2011

The Turkey

When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.

She knew when I gobbled she was getting the turkey.

by J5 April 15, 2005

turkey gobbler

when a woman's clitoris hangs down and looks like the gizzard of a turkey's neck.

Lauren was wearing a bikini and her turkey gobbler was hanging out the bottom

by JOSH April 5, 2005

turkey arms

When a fat person lifts their arm and the fat on the tricep of it jiggles back and forth like a turkey's neck.

(First heard of in the nutty professor)

This woman has a classic case of, "turkey arms"!

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!

by StuntinUp&Down February 16, 2006

Turkey Day

What inane stupid people call Thanksgiving in a failed attempt to sound cute.

Idiot #1 - I can't wait to get me some jibblets on Turkey Day!

Person #2 - Shut the fuck up dumbass.

by Meshuggah November 27, 2003